"Hey," I said to a dive buddy the other day, "You never showed me the slides from your trip to Mexico last summer."

"They didn't turn out that great," he replied, playing down the pictures.

"Wadda you mean? What's wrong with them? What happened? Poor Vis?"

"Oh, I set something up wrong on the Aquatica. Whole batch came out underexposed."

"The whole week?"

"Yep."

Kinda makes you say